simon got really antsy about just staying in all day yesterday so after dinner we got ready and went out for a quick drink..

little did we know what our night would end up being so much more.
we walked to the high street and went to the marylebone. they had a deal on cocktails, two for one, so i made simon have drinks with me
hehe. let me tell you he did not enjoy drinking a watermelon cosmopolitan! (although it was gorgeous) we also tried the pear julip (no bueno), elderflower margarita, and lychee chili! drunk? yes.
then instead of being sensible and going home i somehow convinced simon that going out, just the two of us, was an amazing idea!
so there we were, walking down the high street to oxford street, swigging a bacardi breezer. we must have been quite the sight.
got to strawberry moons and decided to go for the jugs. danced around, acted like idiots, chatted with some americans, then headed home.
for some reason simon decided to be my ‘pimp’, so i sat in corners on oxford street, in heels a dress and a chanel bag, begging for money. i’ve never laughed so hard in my life. thinking about it today, people must have thought i was ridiculous, which i am. then we tried to convince a bike taxi to take us back to mine for 5 pounds.
‘how much is it to marylebone?’
’15′
’5′
’10′
’5′
‘no can do, 10 is the lowest i’m going’
‘never mind then’
and that happened about three different times.
then simon caught sight of the barclays bikes. yep, you guessed it. he decided to take me for a ‘ride’, which more or less included me trying to hold on for my dear life whilst simon tired to stay up right. we fell, and fell, and fell. then finally i said no more, i’m walking the rest of the way.
so just as we turned off regent’s street a BMV drives up and tried to get my attention, simon blew the guy a kiss. now apparently the guy didn’t like gays, so he got out the car and spat in my face? yeah OOOOOOKAY THEN. it all went downhill from there. 4 dirty sand people against me and simon, seems fair.. not. so another couple walking past decided to help out. and looking back on it now, it would have been soo funny to watch. guys beating up the idiots who started it, one girl trying to claw people’s eyes, and yet another girl hitting the guys with her purse.
called the cops, had their license plate number, waited, waited, waited… then finally the police came and guess who got a ride home in a cop car? me.
not because i’d done anything wrong, simply cause simon asked ‘sooo uhh,.. mind giving us a lift home?’
what a night.