i’ll tell you two things i don’t recommend. oxford street in the rain (unless you like being attacked by umbrellas of course), and lush emotibomb (literally does NOTHING).

met up with simon on oxford street yesterday. i need a new bra since i’ve shrunk a bit, gotta love GAP for these things! then he wanted to go to Lush for some bath things. so tonight, BATH TIME! got a bomb, you put in and it just makes bubbles and the water smell good and turn a weird color. excited.

after dad arrived. went home to let him drop off his suitcase and whatnot. i got loooots and lots of candy, plus some nice photo frames with pictures of my mom, sister, and me

then we went for a walk. walked from mine to marylebone high street, then to oxford street, then to new bond street, to carnaby steet, then regent’s street, then piccadilly circus, then trafalgar square, then the duke of york statue, then buckingham palace, st james park, green park, mayfair, oxford street, selfridges, then back to mine!!

yeah my feet hurt.

got back, chilled. then simon came around and we went to dinner!

little did we know what our night would end up being so much more.

we walked to the high street and went to the marylebone. they had a deal on cocktails, two for one, so i made simon have drinks with me hehe. let me tell you he did not enjoy drinking a watermelon cosmopolitan! (although it was gorgeous) we also tried the pear julip (no bueno), elderflower margarita, and lychee chili! drunk? yes.

then instead of being sensible and going home i somehow convinced simon that going out, just the two of us, was an amazing idea!

so there we were, walking down the high street to oxford street, swigging a bacardi breezer. we must have been quite the sight.

got to strawberry moons and decided to go for the jugs. danced around, acted like idiots, chatted with some americans, then headed home.

for some reason simon decided to be my ‘pimp’, so i sat in corners on oxford street, in heels a dress and a chanel bag, begging for money. i’ve never laughed so hard in my life. thinking about it today, people must have thought i was ridiculous, which i am. then we tried to convince a bike taxi to take us back to mine for 5 pounds.
‘how much is it to marylebone?’
‘15′
‘5′
‘10′
‘5′
‘no can do, 10 is the lowest i’m going’
‘never mind then’

and that happened about three different times.

then simon caught sight of the barclays bikes. yep, you guessed it. he decided to take me for a ‘ride’, which more or less included me trying to hold on for my dear life whilst simon tired to stay up right.  we fell, and fell, and fell. then finally i said no more, i’m walking the rest of the way.

so just as we turned off regent’s street a BMV drives up and tried to get my attention, simon blew the guy a kiss. now apparently the guy didn’t like gays, so he got out the car and spat in my face? yeah OOOOOOKAY THEN. it all went downhill from there. 4 dirty sand people against me and simon, seems fair.. not. so another couple walking past decided to help out. and looking back on it now, it would have been soo funny to watch. guys beating up the idiots who started it, one girl trying to claw people’s eyes, and yet another girl hitting the guys with her purse.

called the cops, had their license plate number, waited, waited, waited… then finally the police came and guess who got a ride home in a cop car? me.

not because i’d done anything wrong, simply cause simon asked ’sooo uhh,.. mind giving us a lift home?’

what a night.

dragged Simon along to see a flat with me today and wow. if any of the other flat’s are like the one i saw today i’ll be a happy girl. small kitchen, small bathroom. pretty dirty, but a  good scrubbing will clear all of that. in a lovely little area. also it’s got it’s own patio! awesome. i’m not sure how i’m going to handle it, but i’m guessing i’ve got to hold off on getting a place for a while. i’ll be gone all june and some of july, so maybe august would be better. plus then i don’t have to pay double rent, seems pretty pointless! but it was a ten minute walk to my university, and so central it took us like 15 to get to oxford street. i want i want i want to move now!

to the person who wants to donate money to me or buy me one, i will forever be in love with you and in your debt. i’m too scared to go see it in the Apple store on oxford street because there’s two possible scenarios.. i’ll either cry because i’m so jealous of the people buying them, or i’ll go nuts and actually get my card out to buy one. so no, i will not go. i will not break down. i will not want…. oh who am i kidding? i want it so bad. anybody have one? how is it? and how much do you love it?

it’s a nice place, me and simon went to one by the london eye and really enjoyed it. this one wasn’t as impressive. the place we were sat at was highly annoying for me. really tall seats so my feet didn’t touch the ground and i just couldn’t get comfortable and on top of that my legs were falling asleep. i was so happy to get out of there that i left my phone. lucky i noticed quite quickly ran back and the waiter had it and handed it to me straight away. thank god for that because if not my night would have been ruined. there would’ve been a pissed of little me and a whole lot of tears. then we moved on to a cocktail bar.

the girls got their drinks they were keen on drinking and we continued with the red wine. let me just mention that at this point i was getting on it. and the plan was that when the girls finally left we would go home, but alas! james called and the plans changed immediately. we met up with them on oxford street and then started walking towards a club. so strawberry moons it was!

the walk there was fine. except for the fact that i saw all the lucky bastards sat outside the Apple store waiting for the friday release. i want one! i want one! i want one! strawberry moons wasn’t too packed but the fact that the dance floor was halfway empty and the dj was playing everything i wanted made it amazing! usher-OMG and sweet child of mine were the nights favorites, at least for me. i was the only girl and the guys seemed to want to chill, but nope. i would simply not have it. dragged everyone onto the dance floor and to be honest i must have looked like a pimp, haha kidding! from there we moved on yet again..

yeah, i ended up with 5 guys at a strip club. little blonde girl in a strip club. geeez, it must have been a sight to see! i was the only girl in there… besides the one behind the bar and of course the dancers.  i can’t explain it but unimpressed and shocked kind of puts my feelings into perspective. let me just tell you it’s nothing like it is in the movies. the girls are not good looking. the club in it self was not nice. it was… trashy. not what i expected. not the image i had in my mind. so to say the least you wont be seeing me in one anytime soon. after that we left at like 6 in the morning to get the first tube home.. must have both fallen asleep because we ended up in brixton.. so off the tube to get yet another one. didn’t get to bed until 8 in the morning and i’ll tell you this much, when i woke up around noon i felt like death. so yes being thirsty on a thursday was the reason i didn’t update all day yesterday and didn’t move a muscle either.

off i go! wish me luck at my interview!

going in to oxford street to get a pair of black flats with simon since i need a pair for my interview tomorrow and i figured i could find some cheap ones and they’ll probably come to use later on anyways! then we’re meeting jules at the park again, i got burnt yesterday pictures up later!

yesterday simon and i went to green park to meet up with jules. we had a packed lunch, football, blankets, drinks.. basically all you need. even extra clothes! when we got there it was cloudy and well, not so warm. then jules came and provided us with some live entertainment for a while. the sun came out as well and i got my tan on.. well not really but i laid in the sun and enjoyed the warmth! then after several hours when we ran out of beverages and food we decided to walk to piccadilly. literally a minutes walk, i don’t know how i’ve missed that before! then we walked around, looked in some stores. went to dinner at Vapiano. daphne joined us as well. so all in all a very busy but laid back day. went to bed before 12 hehe, old lady over here!